For the love of cheese
Welcome to our jam tape for today
Listen to classic tracks
Sometimes rehearsed, often not. The banter between tunes is worth hearing all the bad notes.
Look at cool photos
Pictures taken at various jams in a basement in Trenton or Woodsdale--or at one of our several non-paying gigs!
Us Now

Clayford
Drums, Bass, Vocals, Mac & Cheese
Naturally gifted all-around musician. Destined to be a teacher. Spontaneous lyricist. Devoted to jazz and prog rock.

Sparky
Bass, Drums, Dippin' & Chewin'
The youngest member of the band. The sex symbol of the band. The one who actually had a girlfriend. Loves the Police and Jaco.

Kent
Guitar, Kazoo, Fruit Pies
Always thinking of the big picture. Usually angry or neurotic about something. The one with the camera and the tape recorder.
Get out of my yard!
Music lessons help children practice more than just their instruments: By playing music together, they learn about discipline, commitment and teamwork and develop into responsible and confident young adults.
Warning! Petroleum Pipeline!
Help support our work so that we can continue educating children and teens. Your donation will give children from less privileged backgrounds the support they deserve.
No Gas in the Moped
During the summer we offer a music camp for children from 7 to 14 years of age. In addition to individual lessons, the children will learn the basics of music theory and have the opportunity to play together.
120
YEARS OF EXPERIENCE
17
QUALIFIED FREAK OUTS
13
DIFFERENT INSTRUMENTS
50
MARSHALL STACKS IN THE BATHROOM
What others are saying about us:

Alvie Clay
All them boys wanna do is play loud and yell at the paperboy.

Johnny
They drive past me on my bike and scare me.
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1072 Woods View Ct, Miamisburg OH 45342-3873, United States